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Art tour

A sexy latvian man who still only have one testicle

art tours for lief

by Blobigga January 25, 2019


tour aids

A band touring, when suddenly illness kick in.

Itchy concrete eyeballs and razor throat. Clogged nostrils and stiffass neck. Tour aids sets in!

by Pebbel September 8, 2009


Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 15, 2022


Russian-wine-tour

An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.

The autumnal equinox provided a rare opportunity to engage in a Russian-wine-tour.

by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018


pic-tour

1. email containing pictures from
family or friends vacation or trip.

2. website containing pictures of ones vacation or trip.

I really enjoyed Sandy's pic-tour and was
quite amused by her photographic skills.

by otay May 26, 2005


Whirlwind book tour

Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control

Even if you are Hunter Biden, don't go on a whirlwind book tour. It may damage your reputation

by Sexydimma April 11, 2021


Turbo Touring

Defines the speed of an overnight "away" visit, usually to a holiday destination, classified by the lack of a hotel or bed while visiting from afar.

I caught the return flight from Manchester and went turbo touring last night for a night out in Magaluf.

by KkjwCaptain Pugwash August 30, 2017