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The new rage of truck accessories, originally bulls balls and now bigboys that look like human scrotum that is hung on the back of a truck. Usually to let people know the truck is masculine. Different colors add additional meanings.
"man, look at dem brass truck balls, don't mess with him."
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The beast of all other truck manufacturers. Although a ford owner will insult you on your Chevy, they all in all actually do have respect for your truck. In Ohio, almost everyone has a ford truck. Driving on a backload in your little honda civic, or your very own ford, you'll be passed by multiple f-150's, 250's, 350's before you spot another regular car. If you have a diesel, you're even cooler. Country boys have bets to see who can 'blow more smoke' out of theirs, and they haul everything you could need in the country. The truck makes your life on the farm ten times easier, plus you get chicks in your four wheel drive. It's a win-win.
If you own any ford trucks, you're tough. Built tough, ford tough.
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when some punk ass security gaurd comes at me and my friends when we are skateboarding and tries to take our boards...we hit him with the truck of our board...
"oooh dude, you just got truck fucked!"
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To become fire trucked a man dips his dick in a bucket of red paint and then stabs another in the forehead.
"wow dude what happened to your forehead?"
"ah i got fire trucked"
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Getting Tonka Trucked is when you get struck by a large, often nigh-unstoppable force, such as a vehicle or other large, fast-moving object, without being run over; instead, you get pinned, knocked back, or sent flying. Like a Reinhardt charge.
"Where's our Mercy dude?"
"Didn't you see the kill feed? Reinhardt Tonka Trucked her, bro."
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n. A large American pickup truck owned and driven by an ignorant male redneck. Such a truck will have one or more of the following characteristics:
(1) Is used primarily for general personal transportation and not for heavy hauling.
(2) Equipped with a gun rack
(3) Bears red-white-blue ribbon stickers, yellow "God Bless the Troops" ribbon stickers, Confederate battle flag stickers, pissing Calvin, or other stickers such as "God Bless America," the NRA, George W. Bush, "Death to Faggots, Ragheads" and similar Christian themes, etc. May be adorned with a Jesus fish, although this symbol is more frequently associated with the soccer mom's minivan or SUV.
(4) Driven aggressively and in a manner overtly hostile to non-redneck vehicles.
(5) Equipped with prominent CB antennas or, increasingly, amateur radio antennas.
(6) Is the redneck's most prized possession, after his woman. Even his home has lesser personal and monetary value. The 'neck will take great pains to wash and wax his truck.
(7) Psychologists agree that perceived penile inadequacy motivates the purchasing and flaunting of this truck. The driver often seeks to affirm his masculinity by driving the gas-guzzling vehicle as often as possible and frequently with no particular reason.
Every morning, Joe drove his redneck truck to work at the peanut factory, and every evening, Joe drove his redneck truck to night school where he was finishing his GED. Every Sunday, Joe drove himself and Winnie-Mae in the redneck truck to the First Baptist Church and in the evening to the KKK barbeque.
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A sexual position in which the male bends over and sticks his dick backwards between his legs and the girl backs up onto his dick while making beeping noises like a Mack Truck. Variations include the Wide Load (women in excess of 200 lbs.)
Guy: Yo my girlfriend pulled the Mack Truck yesterday. I nutted everywhere
Other Guy: Dude thats so ballin. Did you try the Alaskan pipeline after?
Guy: No I've been constipated for weeks so I didn't have any frozen shits laying around
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