Uncle Neil

To inject ones finger into the anus of another being

Last night I got an Uncle Neil

Uncle Pervis

The stereo typical dirty, perverted Uncle. A Male that is old enough to be crochity and not give a shit, but still young enough to have an active sex life.

Jessica, don't sit on Uncle Pervis's lap unless you want him to get a boner!

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great-uncle

Grandparent's brother.

My great-uncle is a good person.

Uncle Cheech

An Italian guy that is mentally retarded

Uncle Cheech quit messing up da pizza recipe!

uncle al

It is another word for alcohol

I'm seeing Uncle Al this afternoon

lucky uncle

Fap fap fap, lucky uncle.

Man I was bored so ya know *fap fap fap*
Dude that was a sweet lucky uncle.

Uncle Noominji

Means great respect for all others (land, people, and animals). Means you can get through the day with a laugh and when need be, throw a bit of banter in. Also means that no matter where you are in life, you can always come back home to your roots.

This was our great x28 uncle’s life. We Celebrate by kissing our index and middle finger and raising it to the sky while chanting his name....UNCLE NOOMIJI!!!

If another member of the Noomiji tribe tells you to do something for Uncle Noomiji you must do it or else you are banished from the tribe

Person 1: Dunk your balls in boiling water. Person 2: For Uncle Noomiji Whilst shouting at the top of their lungs ( FOR UNCLE NOOMIJI ) While dipping Balls in Boiling water
Person 2: Now you do it for Uncle Noominji