A Devil’s Unicorn is a very good looking man that has threesomes with couples. (They’re willing to play with both and nothing is off limits)
Tara and David were at the bar looking for a Bull when they spotted Anthony and realized he’s much better and willing to do more. A rare find. The Devil’s Unicorn.
status of a person who is over the age of 18 and still a virgin, unicorn because they are rare
that nigga is still unicorn status
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(n.) The part of the female unicorn that if you ever get to touch leaves you unknowingly witty.
You sure are funny today you must have held a unicorn horn or something.
Oh my my, holding my unicorn horn sure made u witty today.
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Unicorns are mythical creatures rainbows are reflections from the sun on to the rain and if you see unicorns I think you're tripping balls and you need to lay of the weed
I saw a rainbow after it rained and then I saw a unicorn riding it no wait its shitting rainbows Hahahahahahahahahaha RAINBOWS
Unicorns and rainbows
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A rare find and often considered mythical.
A African-American (aka black) male that is found alone.
A rare occurrence because black males normally travel in packs.
"Have you ever seen a single black guy walking around? They seem to only travel in packs."
"Nah, I've never seen a unicorn."
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Serves as a cleansing of the palate after a viewer has been subjected to a distasteful internet image or experience.
After that goatse, the only thing that could save me from going blind was a unicorn chaser.
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Watching a 17 year old spin around in a unicorn chair for 5 minutes straight
Unicorn chair
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