harsh wheeling

canadian term for hitting on someone

Nick: I saw that you are talking to Julia a lot. Whats going on with that?
Matt: Yeah man, im harsh wheeling her. Maybe it will turn into something.
Nick: Right on!

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Pre-wheel

When you start wheeling someone else before you end a relationship.

"Yo, I saw you flirting with Sarah, aren't you dating Jenny?"

"Yeah bro, I'm just pre-wheeling."

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shit wheel

Someone who always hangs around you that you hate, but cant get rid of. Like a 3rd wheel only with shit on it.

I wish your brother would stop coming over he is such a shit wheel.

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Wheel of Sex

(Noun)

A game of chance that is played when two or more males sexually approach a female and the female does not know who to pick to fuck.

How to play the "Wheel of Sex":

1. Firstly, a spinner (Not unlike the spinner used in the universally renown game of twister) will be appropriated. The spinner represents the "Wheel". The unlucky female will then stand on the "Wheel", and the two or more males will stand on any point on the diameter of the spinner's arc.
2. The female will spin the "wheel", and the closest male to the spinner's pointer will be fucked by the female.

Vanessa: Damn, Mark and Nathan both want to fuck me but I don't know who to pick!

Richard: Don't worry! There is an easy solution to the predicament at hand: The Wheel of Sex!

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Square Wheels

When someone cannot wheel somebody, when there wheels are going nowhere, or only last for minimal amounts of time.Basically a bad attempt at being a player.

Did you see george last night? Kid's never going ot get any with those square wheels

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Training Wheels

Related to the popular slang term: wheels.
However instead of "wheeling" (seducing or trying to get with) people your own age, or people around your age. Training wheels is aimed for people who have a nasty habit of flirting with younger guys/girls.

Training wheels: to wheel people that are way to young for you.

OR

Training wheels: someone who has an uncanny ability to befriend little children.

A: Whoa, Jessica has some crazy training wheels!
B: I know right? Those kids are basically her slaves!
A: Goddamn, I wish I had those kinda wheels.

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Meals on Wheels

The act of sucking off a guy in a wheelchair.

Sorry I'm late, I just had meals on wheels.

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