Spicy throat

When you take a phat bong hit and it burns your throat

C: oooh shit that hit gave me spicy throat pass me that drink
J: ok here you go

throat hair

Throat hair is the small follicles of hair residing in the rear of your thoatal passage. They can be tingled, stimulated, and aroused.

My throat hairs we're tickled by Hollenbeck pipe job.

Throat Sharts

the opposite of shitting your pants

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts

Throat clogher

A dick. It's literally just a dick...

"Imma make sure Jennifer feels the wrath of my throat clogher!"

speed throat

The act of furiously thrusting your penis back and forth inside a woman's throat.

"Babe, open your mouth so I can speed throat the fuck out of you or I'll put you on the streets!"

throat thing

uvula

Guy: My throat thing hurts.
Girl: You mean your uvula?
Guy: Yeah, that.

bagel throat

The feeling of a phlegm-like, sticky substance in the throat, perhaps after eating a bagel.

*clears throat* "just bagel throat guys"