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Luke

A man with an abornormally large penis. He tends to often talk about his thrilling sex life, whilst being a virgin.

“Wow! Have you seen that picture of Luke’s Penis?”

“Yes! He’s so dreamy and hung like a horse!”

by quidlad January 23, 2019

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Luke

The act of going to a gay bar with a burrito and paying a man a lot of money for special time

I am going to Luke st the weekend

by Sloppy wang May 7, 2019

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Luke

Anyone named Luke is just a fucking simp

Look at that simp Luke back in the friend zone

by Yessirski236 May 5, 2020

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luke

That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.

“ did you hear with that shithead Luke did?”

“No what?”

“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”

by Gl0v35 February 4, 2022

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Luke

A blond hair kid, chubby and short. He is very smart and will probably be a billionaire when he grows up. He eats a little too much and will do anything for food, especially cheeseburgers or donuts.

“Who’s that shoving all the muffins and donuts in their mouth?”
“That has to be a Luke

by Jfdghdg December 26, 2019

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Luke

Luke is a crazy ass motherfucker. He’ll do anything besides his work. If you were to date a luke he would fight and nigga for you.

This man tried to hit on my and my boyfriend luke beat his ass.

Luke go to the office

by Mr dog November 8, 2019

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Luke

Likes Knees, will steel them if possible. Also fond of elbows.

Watch out! Lukes coming for them knees!

by Tamzarian April 21, 2020

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