To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.
Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"
Dried cow poop
A person who smells like shit
What up cow nugget?
Hey let's start a fire with those cow nuggets
An unsophisticated person from a cattle-raising town that has a reading level of a kindergartener.
I hate how we have to put pictures on our menus for these cow towners.
Slang for big breasted females.
"Damn, That Girl Is a titty cow!"
Having a particularly shitty day
After a lousy client meeting, followed by an abominable lunch, it was clear to Reginald that he was behind the cow.
when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.
can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.