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Cockney rhyming slang for pikey; a derogatory term for Irish or Romany gypsies or travellers in the UK and Ireland.
1. Lock anything that can be towed in the garage, the do as you likeys have set up camp in the local school field tonight.
2. The do as you likey offered to mend my roof but instead stole all the lead.
3. James was killed by a high voltage arc flash. The police noted that the do as you likeys had ripped up all of the copper earthing cables which would have saved him.
Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"
Bob- How much lettuce do you want?
Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!
Bob- o-kay!
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The act of ejaculating over a females vagina
I can't believe you even had the courage to ask her 'Do you want salt on your crumpet'
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When your girlfriend tells you she's hungry, but won't tell you anywhere specific that she wants to go (or possibly doesn't have any idea herself).
Girl: I'm hungry.
Guy: Ok, where do you want to eat?
Girl: I'm good with anything.
Guy: Pick somewhere. Anywhere.
Girl: I don't know.
Guy: I hate you.
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what you say when a baby rudely tries to get into a party they were not invited to.
*sees baby*
“Who do you know here, Baby?”
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When people say to do something that they think they won't do, they'll say "Do it, you won't".
Or, if your being threatened and you doubt, you can say it.
Person 1: Come on, fight me
Person 2: Okay
Person 1: Do it, you won't!!!
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To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.
You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?
As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.
You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?
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