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If your looking to get pissed but underage. Hop on your local train down to Hertford and I can promise you, you will get served. If your a girl, the trick is to lean over the till so they can see your cleavage but on the other hand if your a boy your gonna need to look the bollocks as they priorities the girls tits over the bullshit story you’ll say. Make sure you’ve got the buzz cut followed up by a bulky silver chain.
How to get served at Hertford food and wine
Girl: Hello can I have a £5.29 bottle of Smirnoff
Shop owner: I need to see id
Girl: (leaning over the counter with her tits highly viewable), your looking good today
The grown up version of Netflix and chill.
Sara: "Hey babe the kids are all tucked into bed. What would you like to do?"
Harry: "Netflix and chill?"
Sara: "Really what are we 16?"
Harry: "Amazon Prime and Wine?"
Sara: "I'll get the glasses"
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A event that starts out as a small kickback but before you know it There's a guy riding a horse naked, people shotgunning 24 oz beers, three girls making out and all the bathrooms are full of people either fucking or puking or both. It's a god damn Catalina wine mixer.
Dude last night was a fucking Catalina wine mixer. It started with just a football game and ended up with bob screwing a fat chick while Nate puked in the toilet!
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the class of bitches playing the game that you have to drink wine with to fuck. basically higher class privileged girls that still like to party but want to be classy about it.
You can't feed these girls beer, they're wine class bitches!
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A classy, formal social event between a sorority and a fraternity. Enter the world of Franzia-stained dress shirts and watch as lovely ladies slap the bag and chugg from their knees. Enjoy the evolution of the night as the croonings of Billy Joel and Elton John transform into the lyrical bliss of Sage the Gemini, Two Chainz, and VIC. Be sure to get your fill of grinding on those sexy sorority girls in their little black dresses. If you don't sweat it out now, tomorrow you'll be too hungover to clean the wine stains off of your Sperrys. But then again, who gives a shit.
Originated by the gentlemen of the Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity.
We need twenty boxes of Franzia and ten liters of crappy wine for the Fratalina Wine Mixer.
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A weekly holiday, held on Wednesday, where participants convene at someones home and drink wine, smoke weed and surround themselves with good conversation. Guests are encouraged to bring a bottle of wine to share. Founded in San Francisco circa 2009.
"Hey are you going to Wine Weed Wednesday tonight?" - A
"It's Tuesday." - B
"Shit." - A
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