Too Beautiful to Live

An excellent podcast put on by Luke Burbank, Jen Andrews, and Sean DeTore. The podcast stems from a radio show by the same name (often abbreviated "TBTL") that was cancelled on September 11, 2009.

Based in Seattle, Washington, it is often described as the "Seinfeld" of talk radio. Popular segments include Awesome/Not Awesome, This Day in TBTL History, Music for Your Weekend, and Cooking with Sean DeTore.

The show's blog and podcasts can be found at tbtl.net

I was listening to Too Beautiful to Live today and it was freaking hilarious.

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Too Deep for Facebook

A phrase that is used when commenting on a facebook status that is simply too deep/depressing/personal to be put into a public status. This phrase is often abbreviated as TDFF.

Status:

"Meet me by the sea again
Past the point the shoreline bends
Where the sand is soft and warm
And hangs upon your golden arm

And time won't move at all
And time won't move at all..."

Comment: "Dude...too deep for facebook"

Too Far June

“Too Far June” is a very useful phrase, which can be used in a variety of ways.

Whether it be a sexual act or an argument/discussion which has exceeded your limits.

“Mum can I have the car this weekend and your credit card?”
“Car, yes. Credit card no - Too far June”

“Do you fancy a threesome this weekend - with my mum or dad?”
“Get lost creep! Too far June”

Here are perfect examples of when “Too Far June” was a necessary way of leaving situations which surpassed your boundaries ... or perhaps not for the perverts out there.

Too Much Marc

When an unlucky fella talks to a person called Marc, it is called “Too Much Marc”. The victim may feel distress, uncomfortable body-pains or worse case scenario, dementia. Especially if you have been speaking for longer than 18 hours in one day.

I feel ewy, I think I have “Too Much Marc”.

Too-Can-Chu

Means the number "69" in the Chinese language.

Scott: How do you say 69 in Chinese?

Alyssa: Too-Can-Chu

too drunk to cum

so drunk that you no longer have the ability to "cum"
this applies to both men and women

my bae was rock hard but hes too drunk to cum and now his dick is flaccid

too much cereal

when you are in a situation in which you are spooning too many people or alternatively when you are spooning someone who you cannot wrap your arm around

"my spoon can't handle this much cereal! too much cereal"