A: I finally finished my project
B: toots!
A: omg this movie is tooting
Toot is a slang name for Cocaine.
Plank says "Where can we get some toot from?"
Billy says in response " Ring Gripper ! Apparently he's got some banging toot"
What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.
Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!
Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.
Putin is a TOOT.