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When one smiles by bearing only the bottom row of incisors. It may take some practice, however there is nothing more heart-warming than seeing one smile with his or her bottom teeth. Please note, these teeth should gently pull down the upper lip, raised on either side as per any smile.
Look at that bottom-toothed smile. It's so endearing .. and makes for the perfect photo on greeting cards!
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A greedy, slutty ho who chases after relatively low rent brothers who only have enough cash for a bit of bling and some decent rims.
These ghetto creepers are usually fucked-up somehow....bugs in their grills, nasty crooked-ass jail tattoos, or extremely flaccid and saggy titties etc, etc.
Given that they are so skank-ass, they cannot chase men who have any significant amount of money and be real gold diggers. Therefore, they relegate themselves to pursuing the less fortunate nigs whose only real gold typically resides in their mouth.
Check this out, Tyrone has been rolling with that trifling ass Gold Tooth Digger Yolanda. He been taking her to Burger King every damned night for a week!
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In a large crowd, the total number of teeth of all people combined divided by the total number of heads. In a well eduated crowd with reasonable oral hygene, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be close to 32:1. If you were to attend a monster truck rally or a wrestling match, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be around 12:1. At a bluegrass concert it can sit around the 5:1 or 4:1 area.
I have stopped going to Ottawa Senators games when the Leafs are in town because the tooth to head ratio is just too low to handle.
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The sexual act were a male sticks his penis in a cotton candy machine while its being made. The results should end up with a twirl of cotton candy on his penis. Then a female eats the cotton candy off by mouth to penis intercourse.
Tanya really would love a Nebraskan Sweet Tooth right now.
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2 oz. Seagrams 7 Whiskey
Spalsh of Coca-Cola
Served as a shot. One of Pantera's favorites.
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A classy cocktail in the form of a shot. It combines the aromatic liqueurs jagermiester mixed halfies with the sweet nectar known as goldschlager.
Hey barkeep, slide me a Nigger with a Gold Tooth. Keep them coming until I'm passed out.
A dessert dish no longer as popular as it once was, originating in the British Isles, specifically south England. Virtually unknown outside the English-speaking parts of the former British Empire, the main ingredient is ground horse teeth, with other additives to make a pudding. Popular with the landed gentry and seen as a delicacy now.
A: "The oddest thing on the menu at that little pub was horse tooth pudding"
B: "Horse tooth pudding? What the hell is that?"
A: "It's some dessert in England, they make it out of old horse's teeth, all ground up or something."
B: "That's nasty, bro."
A: "Word."