when a girl gives you a reach around handjob while eating out your ass hole.
I had the freshman give me a "rusty trumpet" before taking her to the party.
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One who is listening in (earjacking) on a conversation and joining in with no invitation.
"Was I talking to YOU, trumpet ears?"
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The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.
Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.
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While getting head, the man blows diarrhea all over the bed/other party.
I was straddling her chest while she was blowing me, so those burritos made for a great Angry Trumpet.
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Racial slur towards blacks. In reference to black american Jazz musicians
Tim: Let's hit that Blues Fest on the riverfront this weekend
Ban: Fuck that, all it will be is a bunch of brown trumpets and wetbacks
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Where your kid or little brother/sister jumps on you to wake you up in the morning and you release gas.
"My son woke me and Frank up with a jumping trumpet...Ew those beans hit Frank hard last night"
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1.police car's siren
2.breaking wind
1.shit the alarm is going ,can your hear a fuzz-trumpet coming this way?
2.let my fuzz-trumpet spew a wonderful odour
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