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A person who has 2,000,000,000,000 followers on tumblr, gets 1,000 asks daily and is just perfect and flawless. You can't help but love them.
Lillie Caroline (a.k.a. prettygirls-lie) is so tumblr famous it hurts.
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when two or more people who know each other in real life and on the blogging platform Tumblr decide to get online at the same time and blog together while chatting through another internet platform or texts.
C: Hey, are you gonna have internet tonight?
A: Yeah, why?
C: Let's go be hipsters and have a Tumblr Orgy.
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She's antisocial and spends all her time on tumblr, she must be a tumblr lesbian
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A "Tumblr Girl" is simply a girl who wants to be perfect, not them self. She pretends she doesn't care that she is being used, then the feeling of am I loved kicks in and tears them apart. They start to cry, smoke, do drugs, drink, forget things. They post pics that look like they are happy as ever, when in reality they are miserable. They are seen as selfish and bitchy, but that's not them. They use aesthetics as almost like a cover up, or some sort. Bottom line: it's just a sad, broken, empty girl going after the wrong things as comfort.
'Cause I'm in love with these Tumblr girls, with skinny waists and drug habits
Pretty faces love status, she acts as if she's the baddest
Man I swear she's just like tons of girls, she expects the free drinks
And I'm successful she thinks, always comes around when weed stinks
We fuck off and on, off and on, only ever really fuck off and on
Never see her these days cause I'm often gone - G-Easy
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Yet another neologism that cynical young guys use to put down feminism by dividing it's adherents into ever more fragmented subgroups and implying the usual misogynistic traits (narcissism, shallowness, irrationality, etc) instead of trying to learn a single thing about actual feminism or engaging with individuals on a level beyond that required for a supposed gotcha.
So your tumblr feminism is at least something to laugh at, while your typical facebook feminism is just a sad narcissistic joke and of course radical feminism is too extreme and intersectional fourth wave feminism is really just identity politics. Wow, man, look at that booty! Heya baby, got plans for tonight?!
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An idiot teenager who uses Tumblr
This teenager does many things such as
•Getting offended easily
•Very unoriginal
•Makes up genders
•Obsesses weirdly about emo bands
•Glorifies self harming and depression and mental illnesses and other bad stuff
•Is very fake and tries extremely hard to be unique
And the list goes on
Person 1: Whats you and your friends (The tumblr fuck) favourite colour?
Person 2: Oh, my favourite color is blue, and her favourite color is yellow.
Tumblr fuck: Did you just call me "her"? That is transphobic, I AM A "THEY". I am neither gender.
*continuously goes on rant*
Things that qualify as tumblr fucks: Weeaboos, Furries, 'MOST' fangirls, and basically everything that is autistic.
Most Tumblr fucks are teenagers, but some do not grow out of it once they turn into an adult and that can be an issue.
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That moment when a guy is walking out of Chipotle wearing skinny jeans, a pink shirt, and sperry’s
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