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Twitter Poison

A Mental Illness That Affects Neurological Thinking So Bad That It Makes The Infected Think That They Are Either A Gender That Doesn’t Exist, Or That They Should Support These Kind Of People.

Todd: Yo, Imma Go Meet My Date At Starbucks.

Madajio: Don’t Go There, Twitter Poison Lurks At This Hour…

by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 20, 2021


formerly Twitter

Refusing Mr. Musk's *bs* execution of the beloved Tweety Bird, users have taking to calling the service "formerly Twitter" rather than it's obscure new name: X (formerly Twitter)

Did you see what Musk is putting out on formerly Twitter?

by jmacofearth September 15, 2023

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Twitter Hubris

1. The act of over-tweeting pointless details of one's own personal life and/or opinions. You can often recognize a person with Twitter Hubris as you scroll through your timeline and realize that every other tweet is from that same person. Twitter Hubris can sometimes lead to one's own downfall.

2. Tweeting with delusions of grandeur, arrogance, and/or pride.

1. @Ochocinco's Twitter Hubris has been quieted by his poor performance season with the Patriots.

2. Inebriation, rude people and/or bad customer service are common triggers for @Chrissyteigen's Twitter Hubris

by sdkliving November 16, 2011


Shitter Twitter

The caring on of a conversation or sharing of personal feelings/ updates from the inside of a bathroom stall through the means of carving or sharpies.

"That was some profound shitter twitter i read inside that bathroom stall."

by PB23 November 13, 2009


Twitter hoe

A girl who looks like a 10 in pictures but in real life is a 5 or less

I was direct messaging this girl on Twitter and she's super hot. Then we met up for a date and I figured out she was a Twitter hoe.

by Sir_BMyers February 19, 2016


Twitter Bios

A piece of text ranging from 1 to 160 characters which is used specifically for the purpose of letting the world know about your self diagnoses and your self deprecation for a solid criticism wall and don't get me started on the edgy jokes.

I need to learn how to make funnier Twitter Bios

by JerryMouse July 8, 2017


Twitter-camping

(v) The act of regularly sending tweets (via Twitter) while following a major broadcasted event with the intent of drumming up viral attention from other Twitter users following the same major event.

@twitteruser gained over 300 new followers from Twitter-camping the presidential debates. It seemed like other people were making the same comments/jokes, but he was just posting them first, so everyone was retweeting him.

by RicepirateMick June 24, 2013