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JM Writes :
"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare
Time to remind him that the definition is United Kingdom and Not England.And whilst on the subject of Blundering Errors England Was Conquered in 1066 by lots of Normans From France Remember William the Conqueror?
England is only part of the United Kingdom Not the whole thing!
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Best country in the world, also home to some of the biggest dumbfucks in the world (For example: Fox "News", Rush Limbaugh, the ENTIRE Republican party). Also home to the best food on the planet: Chinese AND Mexican food
I wanted to know the truth, but when i came to the United States Fox "News" and its bullshit tricked me
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The best fucking team in the world who kick the ass of Darlow, (their poor next door neighbours). Famed for achieving the most number of re elcections in the football league but now have been in the playoffs and promoted 5 years in a row!
They are gonna do a Harltepool
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United Nations - United European States - United States Of America - Soviet Union - The Thousand Years Reich - The Holy Roman Empire... See the tendency? The beloved dream of the power-hungry people from all times and places to rule the world by totalitarian despotism and genocide choking human dignity and free spirit to death. But this dream remains hidden or not understood by the majority of people thats why this dream comes iteratively into reality and take the sleeping sheeple by surprise. And now I guess you think that with the Hitler's Reich defeated and the Soviet Union collapsed that dream's kaput? No, you are wrong you notgivingaflyingfuckaboutwhatiswronfgwiththisworld bastards.The New World Order (The Good Ol' Order) is the new (good ol') kid on the block being pushed through behind the mask of benevolent organizations and activities like the UN and its organisations, the World Bank, the World Trade Organisation and many others this being the oldest trick of these really evil people thats why while you drink your Coca-Cola and watch MTV and think how beautiful it is all, thanking the Capitalism and the system that sustains it, the world is being more chaotic every day, the poverty and deprivation deepening, people suffering and dying and these control freaks would once again offer the good ol' solution - a one world government with a one world bank and a chip stuck in your already fucked up body to rule over you and the planet - a global fascisto-communist state wich is actually a godless capitalism pushed to its logical limits i.e. a global scale imperialism. But, you know... this new (good ol') ideology really needs an enemy to justifies itself before the sheeple and guess what - its another global ideology of course and this time it is the Islam, the previous being the Communism. The times we are living in are really the biblical endtimes and this time it ain't a joke this time you better listen. The planet is globalised by the science and technology, many choices were made of how and according to which principle to live - individualistic or collectivistic, spiritual or material, but never been the two or the four together due to the ignorance of the sheeple and their master-sheeperds.In these times the spiritual nature of the sheeple would be reinstated again by its divine root i.e. by God and they will wake up, their spiritual eyes will open and they will see the global lie.The sad thing though is that many of the anti-N.W.O. people are extremists of some sort some of them being anti-semitic, others white-supremacists, others just plain racists, others aggressively atheistic, others just being there out of anger or fear for their welfare, others literally fundamentalistic of their religion - these people are not actually awaken for this coming global fascist state they are just being the same supid sheeple that constitute the very same New World Order they are fighting against.Only through caring and loving spiritual nature people could understand the reality behind this N.W.O.
And ultimately this N.W.O. is not the actual enemy, the real enemy is within us and this evil ideology has always been made by the people through their lack of spiritual awareness and ego-pride trips throughout their whole lives these ever new world orders being the logical and spiritual consequence of this.An in-your-face real "what goes around, comes around" situation.
So be prepared, don't live in fear but free your mind, get out of the Matrix and stand up for your rights to be free human beings, free from oppression and indoctrination.
United Nations
An Asshole:Hitler and Stalin are bad but I think Obama can change the country he seems honest... yeshecan, yeshecan, yeshecan...!
A Guy:You better wake up, asshole...
A former Asshole:(waking up)
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Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields
With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.
Example:
Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"
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A typical shit team. Often nick named man united but there original name is Manure defined in German to man ushited which Can be understood as man, you shited. This shit football club based in the north west of Zimbabwe is one of the most boring teams in world football. There fans are all from Africa and the club is hated by everyone. All of their fans are called gloryhunters.
"Dad, why is that ref wearing a manure shirt? As he is a referee shouldn't he be neutral?"
"No son! Manure/man ushited are controlled by an alcoholic cokehead man Who is 70+ year old."His name? Son shouts "Baconface" the brainy owl explains. Man united = shit cokehead junky bastards. + Ferdinand smokes crack
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A country more well-known as the US, America, or The Free World. It is a nation that is composed of many different regions, with big cities and major metropolises scattered across all of them. Here is a list of the biggest cities in each region below.
-New England: Boston, MA
-Mid-Atlantic: New York City and Philadelphia, PA
-Southern East Coast: Charlotte, NC and Norfolk, VA
-Deep South: Atlanta, GA and Birmingham, AL
-Lower Mississippi River Valley: New Orleans, LA and Memphis, TN
-Upper South: Nashville, TN
-Lower Midwest: Louisville, KY and Cincinnati, OH
-East-Central Midwest: Indianapolis, IN and Columbus, OH
-Great Lakes: Cleveland, OH, Detroit, MI,Chicago, IL, and Milwaukee, WI
-Upper Mississippi River Valley: St. Louis, MO and Minneapolis, MN
-Far Midwest/Northern Plains: Omaha, NE, Kansas City, MO, and Fargo, ND
-Southwest/Southern Plains: Oklahoma City, OK, Phoenix, AZ, Dallas and Houston, TX
-Rocky Mountains: Denver, CO and Salt Lake City, UT
-West Coast/Pacific Northwest: Los Angeles, CA, San Francisco, CA, Portland, OR, and Seattle, WA
The United States of America consists of a vast landscape, and is roughly half the size of Russia in land mass.
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