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A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.
HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!
When a lesbian who is on her period bleeds directly into the vagina of her female partner (who is not on her period) during sex.
Last night I tried to watch the 2003 blockbuster sensation Daddy Daycare featuring the comedic genius Eddie Murphy dressed as a giant broccoli, but 16 minutes in my girlfriend paused it to give me the Reverse Vampire.
When you have blood in your semen and you inject it into the front hole of an unsuspecting partner.
Hey bud, did your ball blood shit clear up yet?
Not yet, but I did get to reverse vampire that bitch last night. I guess that’s okay.
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Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom
i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices
I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet
The act of preforming oral sex on a memeber of the female gender, while she is on her period.
Guy 1: I just went down on my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Why is there blood all over your mouth?
Guy 1: It was Vampiric Cunnilingus
When you are having sex, and your partner sticks a knife inside your ass, then proceeds to drink your blood, after sex kiss, optional.
Man that goth chick from last night was really a prostate vampire! I came all over!
AKA the Phoenix Panty thief. A notorious villain that lurks around washing lines pinching ladies knickers and causing general mayhem.
"The Verulam Vampire was at it again, Bertie, I see my panties have been knicked off the washing line!"