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An ice cold, blood red clit that becomes aroused and pointy when night falls.
Yo man, sandy always gets vampire clit at 10 pm.
Anyone who is a loyal jack daniels drinker;
The person in question must drink it straight ( no chasers ) and can survive an entire weekend living on nothing but. They are usually seen clutching a bottle all the time and require no glass ( very classy! ). Are also known to buy strangers copious amounts of jack shots in order to turn them to the dark side.
Nice way to call someone an alcoholic.
Did you see Devin at the party, he's a real Tennessee Vampire.
That stupid Tennessee Vampire drank all my good whiskey
Jill's been a Tennessee Vampire for a hundred years!!
All the Jack in the freeze belongs to the Tennessee Vampire
A crazy ruler of all the vampires
This vampire queen sucks blood
When a lesbian who is on her period bleeds directly into the vagina of her female partner (who is not on her period) during sex.
Last night I tried to watch the 2003 blockbuster sensation Daddy Daycare featuring the comedic genius Eddie Murphy dressed as a giant broccoli, but 16 minutes in my girlfriend paused it to give me the Reverse Vampire.
When you have blood in your semen and you inject it into the front hole of an unsuspecting partner.
Hey bud, did your ball blood shit clear up yet?
Not yet, but I did get to reverse vampire that bitch last night. I guess that’s okay.
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When you are having sex, and your partner sticks a knife inside your ass, then proceeds to drink your blood, after sex kiss, optional.
Man that goth chick from last night was really a prostate vampire! I came all over!
AKA the Phoenix Panty thief. A notorious villain that lurks around washing lines pinching ladies knickers and causing general mayhem.
"The Verulam Vampire was at it again, Bertie, I see my panties have been knicked off the washing line!"