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A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.
HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!
It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower
Damn dude, clean your face off. I can tell you like vampire showers.
The moment after waking up when the light of your phone burns your eyes
"Man why isn't she returning my texts?"
"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."
An academic vampire is someone who forces others, via their position of authority, to produce work that they will then: 1. use with credit only to themselves and not to those who actually produced the work or 2. use to make themselves look more productive or prestigious to their chair, deans, other colleagues, etc.
That advisor is an academic vampire; she published the work her grad student and never gave the student credit. OR That supervisor had her graduate TA do all of her IRB and half of the data collection and never gave that TA any credit in the publication.
An ice cold, blood red clit that becomes aroused and pointy when night falls.
Yo man, sandy always gets vampire clit at 10 pm.
Anyone who is a loyal jack daniels drinker;
The person in question must drink it straight ( no chasers ) and can survive an entire weekend living on nothing but. They are usually seen clutching a bottle all the time and require no glass ( very classy! ). Are also known to buy strangers copious amounts of jack shots in order to turn them to the dark side.
Nice way to call someone an alcoholic.
Did you see Devin at the party, he's a real Tennessee Vampire.
That stupid Tennessee Vampire drank all my good whiskey
Jill's been a Tennessee Vampire for a hundred years!!
All the Jack in the freeze belongs to the Tennessee Vampire
AKA the Phoenix Panty thief. A notorious villain that lurks around washing lines pinching ladies knickers and causing general mayhem.
"The Verulam Vampire was at it again, Bertie, I see my panties have been knicked off the washing line!"