I Don't Want to Clean

The reason I am on urban dictionary.

Mom: This place is a mess you should clean it.

Me: I don't want to clean, but I will! *insert "I Lied!" meme here*

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think what you want

A phrase used by assholes to make you question what you know.

I've never lied to you, but think what you want.

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Do you want a slap?

Do you want a slap? - Figure of speech, said to emote a feeling of frustration. Similar figures of speech are "Are you on crack?"
1. Used when someone is acting out of control.
2. When someone is not acting themselfs.

1. Why are you burning napkins in a restaurant? Do you want a slap? Whats wrong with you.
2. Thats not like you to steal from your friends mother. Do you want a slap?

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i want to go home

i want to go home

i want to go home

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i want attention syndrome

When a person pretends to be depressed for attention, frequently cutting themselves and stating that they will commit suicide

She said she has anxiety but she just had I want attention syndrome

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walk wherever i want

the ability to do or say whatever one wants

I'm a grown ass woman, I can walk wherever I want.

Bang a want off ya

Irish slang term. To inform someone that they exude an aura of desperation.

Please stop trying to get my attention in such desperate fashion, the bang a want off ya