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People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.
After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.
In the broadcast tower industry a "wedding cake" refers to the gap between stacked TV antennas.
Man! That wedding cake didn't have any step bolts. How did you climb past it?
1. A wedding that is very bland and distasteful.
2. A tacky wedding with little to none entertainment.
3. What you find at a hick town park
1. "Oh Coltens wedding was so khaki- there wasn't even a group dance."
2. "The bride wore lime green shoes, wow, what a khaki wedding."
A copy and paste wedding is a wedding you attend that looks like every detail was copy and pasted from the internets.
Oh my! Courtney and Mikes wedding had such a copy and paste wedding!
Condition of having constant bowel movements the week of your wedding AKA having the runs.
Angel is calling into work because she has wedding jitter runs.
Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.
She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?
A service where two "venomous" individuals tie the knot.
If a black widow and a black widower decide to get hitched, it is often a miracle if they even make it through the wedding serumony without at least one coffin's being sent in.