2 weeked it

if you dont get dome/sex in 2 weeks from a chick....dump her ass

I just 2 weeked it with susie and now were done

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emo week

When a website crashes, usually due to owner neglect. Named after an infamous non-event on popular British web comic Dog Egg, where the writer lost track of episodes during a series of emo related episodes due to be released during 'emo week'. The site spectacularly crashed and has never been fixed properly; Dog Egg even missed his 200th episode anniversary due to this fault.

Dave: Just checked that website and I'm getting php error messages ALL OVER IT.
Simon: Dear dear... All gone a bit emo week, hasn't it?

Mark: Holy christ update your website before it all goes emo week!
Adam: I can't be bothered...

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dead week

The week before finals at Pepperdine University when Administration tells instructors to have no assignments due, but they assign everything due for that week instead.

Sorry I can't go out tonight, its dead week.

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Nigga of The Week

the best black person of the week

And the Nigga of The Week goes to, Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland

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rookie of the week

The award that goes to the person that made themselves really look like a rookie. Whether its saying something dumb,doing something stupid, or just making an ass out of themselves all together, they may just be the rookie of the week.

Me and the guys were walking back out to the engine. I had all the groceries in my arms, and a hot girl walked by right as I droped them.

"You must be the rookie" she said, and when we got back to the house, I was given the rookie of the week title.

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Wakeling Week

One of those weeks where absolutely everything that can go wrong, does go wrong. Nothing goes your way and your life ends up looking like a meme.

The guy I'm talking to, who never came to meet me, but introduced me too his sister is moving to wales... I'm having such a Wakeling Week...

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salt week

The week before a vacation in which all students become exceeding salty and toxic

Person 1: bruh why are y’all teachers makin’ us do work, it’s the week before vacation

Person 2: dude calm down it’s salt week

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