milk whistle

a penis

i shoved my milk whistle in her ass

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Penny whistles

Whistles... made from pennies... or so the fable goes anyhoo. Are often sold in ice cube trays and are plentiful wherever you find Ghetto Moon Pies. Delicious with Pina Coladas.

"Mmmmmm... penny whistles..."

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penis whistle

n. Another name for penis or cock. It is a term more often used to suggest the penis as a flute, irish tin whistle, or kazoo. It can also be refered to as a game, sexual in nature.

"What did I tell you about being a penis whistle?"

"Hey baby, lets get drunk later and play penis whistle..."

"I'm gonna make you play 'Oh Danny Boy' on my penis whistle if you don't shut up!"

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Bells and whistles

Signature features.

The eighties single "One slip" has all the requisite bells and whistles of a classic Pink floyd tune.

President Obama's speech held all the bells and whistles of that of a true statesman.

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whistle tits

A loose term meaning a woman's tits are so saggy if she did circles with tassels on they would whistle...

Lookin at a woman guys say now there's a whistle tits

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Dog Whistle

A conspiracy made up by far left people to frame harmless statements as some kind of secret racist phrase

Bob: we don't wanna wind up like the valley do we?

Jane: I'm aware of that dog whistle you neo nazi!

Bob: your insane

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Buddha Whistle

another name for a bowl, or pipe used to smoke marijuana. The whistle is a passage to enlightenment or just gets you blazed as a motherfucker.

"How high are you?"
"Sky high"
"Must be that damn buddha whistle"
"(giggle giggle)"

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