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1) Although some would say it is the best OS that MS has made, some would argue that Win 2k is better. I say it is preference. I use WinXP on my computer and it runs near flawlessly. Compatibility (along with other problems) is only a problem encountered by those who can't figure out how to use a search engine to find a solution, so they come here to rant about it. Simple to use, if you follow directions and maybe read the manual, it hardly crashes and always tries to save your system by crashing the violating program. Although the "report error" window is useless, it is better than having to reboot. When you use the system manager (aka ctrl-alt-delete) you can use the "processes" tab to instantly shut down a program without any wait or consequence (in my experience). System important processes are clearly marked "system" so that you cannot accidentally crash windows (unless you are an idiot). 2) An OS made by a company that people like to belittle because they suck at using a user-friendly OS. 3) Not as advanced as Linux, which means it's easier to use, yet not as flexible.
1) Windows XP is a fine OS, thanks for a decent on with this time, Microsoft!
2)d00d, XP sux! ROFL BOFL!
3)guy1: "Hmm, which OS should i use?"
guy2: "Do you know how to use Linux?"
guy1: "No..."
guy2: "Use Windows XP"
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A booger clearly visible in the nostril of yourself or someone with whom you are trying to have a conversation.
Later, and to my horror, in the washroom mirror I discovered that I had conducted the entire job interview sporting a Man in the Window
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When one sticks their head out of the window of a moving vehicle and vomits. The end result of the vomit covering the window behind the person who vomited.
John stuck his head out and totally window blasted my car on the way home
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More like and kindle-mini than a phone. Has like 3 apps in the store. Parents who hate their kids will buy them one. Overall a big piece of shit with a screen.
Loser: Hey guys look at my new windows phone.
Regular kid: Why are you holding a piece of shit?
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Pain that comes from putting yourself in somebody else's shoes (windowing or looking through a mirror)
I automatically window pain when my mom suffers.
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The moment or passage of time at which a male in sexual congress with a female gets the oppotunity to switch from vaginal intercourse to anal.
Sometimes referred to as culo finestra.
"Dude i was ploughing this rancid slam pig last weekend when she passed out. Dude, i had a total arse window right there."
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