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check yourself before you wreck yourself

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1 (v, idiom) "check yourself before you wreck yourself"

A popular idiom- its creation typically being credited to the revered American Gangster Rapper, Ice Cube- that implies a person, before making a firm choice of word(s) or action(s), should first exercise precaution and consider all outcomes and possible consequences that will follow as a result of what they say or do; and that, as a result of the individual's negligence to use foresight in the situation, if they do not exercise such precaution- or "check theirself" first, then on nearly every occasion that isn't a "first offense" the individual in question will suffer instantaneous or swift judgement (karma) dictated by the other people around them.

(synonyms: recognize, respect, keep it 100, watch one's attitude, watch one's mouf, behave oneself)

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"Ayo, Christine. I done seen my girl loving up another man."
"Who, Quincy?"
"Yes, ma'am. You already know I'm finna burn all her shoes!"
"Woah now, big dog! You'd betta check yourself before you wreck yourself."

by Yo Mamaโ€™s Asshole January 26, 2021

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Check Thyself Before Thy Wreck Thyself

also known as the 11th commandment, is essentially a rule where you need to think hard about what you're about to say to make sure that you don't say something bad that happens to apply to you too.

to put yourself in a corner by your own statement or action.

ghost 1: man ghosts are such losers

ghost 2: dude, you're a ghost.

ghost 1: bro, you're right

ghost 2: check thyself before thy wreck thyself...

by count philosopher March 23, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


check thyself before thy wreck thyself

also known as the 11th commandment, it is a sentence used when someone makes a fool of someone for something that also applies to them.

also a great advice.

many variations exist, like:

"check yourself before you wreck yourself"

or the more correct version of this one :

"check thine self before thou wreck thine self"

example 1.

ghost 1: - "man ghosts sucks"

ghosts 2: - "you know you're a ghost right?"

ghost 1: - "holy ghost! you're right"

ghost 2: - "check thyself before thy wreck thyself"
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example 2:

online scrub - "you're grammar sucks"

online proud fedora owner - " *your* check thyself before thy wreck thyself"

by count philosopher March 24, 2016


Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. (This is the upside down crane dropper). The Wrecking Ball Attachment is when the guy reaches onto the girl's vagina and stimulates her. Women tend to like this move much better than the Upside-Down Crane Dropper. It's awesome.

I put my girlfriend in the Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment and she loved it!

by Junior Whatacock August 16, 2014

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Fuck shit, get wrecked bitch

1) A phrase that is used to say don't mess with things you don't know about

2) It also means "Fuck life the worst that can happend is I die"

It may be dangerous to do this *sigh* well fuck shit, get wrecked bitch.

by Lunar Maxwell November 24, 2021

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Check yo self before you wreck yo self

a saying that means you better watch before you step over that thin line and get yo ass into serious trouble.

Whoa whoa wait a minute nigga...you wanna pull out a .380 on me??? Fool you better chiggity-check yo self before you wriggity-wreck yo self!

by Nick D February 27, 2003

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You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

Colloquial slang coined in Tauranga, a small urban center situated in the central north island reigon of New Zealand. The term refers to an expression for ones need to consult a certified physician or other health specialist in regard to their sexual health, or lack thereof, that may result in serious sexual health concerns or the "Wrecking" of oneself.

" That looks like a nasty rash girl. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

or

"About last night.....You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

by xXb0wd0wnXx March 3, 2011

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