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the line that you say to someone you do not know or barely know in response to them calling you bro. They may think they are cool or are chill and call you a bro. However, by saying don't bro me if you do not know me, you are telling them that he is in fact not a bro and does not have the right to call you a bro. One must understand what a bro is in order to say the line.
Stranger: What up bro?
You: Dude who are you? C'mon man seriously how dare you! Don't bro me if you don't know me.
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1. Asking a girl when she is going to give it up,
2. When will she let you hit it.
3. When she will have sex with you.
Dude: When you gone let me beat girl?
Girl: When you learn how to ask me like a real man (as she laughs and walks away!)
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Originally Created and posted by the YouTuber
Eyezayar "Bruce you still own me 16 dollars" is a meme that has seemingly popped up out of nowhere during 2021.
Superman slowly descends
Superman: Bruce you still own me 16 dollars
The Camera Cuts Too batman
Batman: Fuck off
what the fuck do you want from me is a phrase used when you want to say what do you want from me but you decide to add a cuss word into the sentence.
what the fuck do you want from me?
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1. Another term for paying a prostitute
2. An abnoxious person
3. A title of book by Judy Blume
1. "Dude! I forgot my wallet at home and I can't Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. Can you lend me some cash?"
2. "Lesley is such an Are you there God? It's me, Margaret."
3. "'Are you there God? It's me, Margaret' is one of the worst books I've ever read."
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Something some blue haired idiot said once.
Person 1: -Insults Ninja-
Ninja: The FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH? -Throws chair-
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The default response used by someone who is confronted with a truth about themselves that they would rather not face.
This phrase is commonly used by addicts, those with low self esteem and just about anyone else whose biggest fear is that someone else will notice their problem and offer to help.
Using this phrase successfully pushes away anyone wanting to help, and the user ironically ensures that indeed, nobody will ever know them.
In another ironic twist, if someone you know well says this phrase to you, then it means either:
1) they've been lying to you about who they really are (in which case it's their own fault that you don't know them), or
2) they have suddenly and fundamentally changed in the few seconds prior to telling you that you don't know them (in which case they also don't know themselves).
However, the case is usually that they're unobservant, self-absorbed, don't like that you were so easily able to identify their issues and resent the fact that they are unable to pay attention to anything long enough to 'know' it. They assume that everyone else is like this too, which is why they seem so shocked when uttering this phrase.
"I think you've been ignoring your family and you should spend more time with them."
"You don't even know me!"
"I think your drinking is negatively affecting your performance at work."
"You don't even know me!"
"I think you should take a shower because you stink."
"You don't even know me!"
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