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Coach Z

1.) Some guy with a funny accent that just isn't cut out to say the word 'job'.
2.)A coach--or so we think--from another country, who sleeps in the locker room and coaches Homestar Runner and his friends at no particular sport.
3.)A rare specimen--Usually has a white head that moves when it talks, that also includes two eyes and a purple hat. Has green body and a large emblum displaying the letter 'Z' near the waist.

1.)Coach Z: "Oh, jeez...I'm just not cut out to say the word JOREARGB. How am I ever gonna face the boys at practice tamarro?"
2.)I wonder if Coach Z will say the word 'job' right at practice today?
3.)I saw Coach Z walking down the street last week.

by homestar fan July 16, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


jay-z

This is in response to Da yAy. Does he really not rap only about money? Let's analyze his lyrics, the one you posted.

"I had to hustle, my back to the wall, ashy knuckles
Pockets filled with a lot of lint, not a cent"
-Rappin about how he had no money yet

"Gotta vent, lot of innocent of lives lost on the project bench
Whatchu hollerin? Gotta pay rent, bring dollars in"
-Rapping about getting money

"By the bodega, iron under my coat, feelin braver
Doo-rag wrappin my waves up, pockets full of hope
Do not step to me - I'm awkward, I box leftier often"
-Rappin about how "hard" he is

"My pops left me an orphan, my momma wasn't home
Could not stress to me I wasn't grown; 'specially on nights
I brought somethin home to quiet the stomach rumblings"
-Rappin about his shitty childhood

"My demeanor - thirty years my senior
My childhood didn't mean much, only raisin green up"
-Rapping about making money

"Raisin my fingers to critics; raisin my head to the sky
Big I did it - multi before I die (nigga)"
-Rapping about making money

Alright, I stand corrected. Between all the times he raps about his money, he throws a line or two in there about his shitty childhood and about how hard he is. Big difference!

Jay-z is the shittiest rapper alive

by Zeebo the Barber November 2, 2006

94๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jay-Z

Its a somebody that ruins Glastongury Festivals and makes it not be a sell out even no glastonbury is normally sold out in the first day

In Glastonbury 2008 Jay-Z was put on the line up, now Glastonbury 2008 is a shambles

by Conor Thomson May 7, 2008

42๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


z-factor

The person who is always holding up the group. Consistently the straggler in the group and frequently for "dumb" reasons.

"Where's the z-factor?"
"Rich? He's back there reading that street sign."

by reade November 25, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


z-cow

Anyone who believes something to be true if someone said it was on the internet.

Amy is such a z-cow, after seeing "parkalot" on Myspace she was determined to find the definition.

by M.C. Chink-a-lot January 23, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


JAy Z

meaning to suck dick and bite lyrics of Slick Rick and Notorious BIG.

"you hear that song? yeah, that nigga is so jay z"

by jayzsucksdick August 17, 2005

355๐Ÿ‘ 344๐Ÿ‘Ž


z-ray

Two better than X-ray.

No example nessecary.

by MPseMp May 22, 2005

88๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž