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The most kick-ass band to make the most kick-ass song, "Dragostea Din Tei"
Numa numa iei, numa numa iei, numa numa numa iei!!!
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Having all the responsibilities of a boyfriend with none of the benefits. Seen as a dick in a jar for women when she can't fuck someone better.
Mike had a crush on Kelly for years, but being in the friend zone prevented him from getting anywhere with her.
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This zone is occupied by women who are less than a 5 on the crazy scale and more than an 8 on the hot scale. These women are in fact unicorns; they don't exist. If you find a unicorn, safely and carefully capture it. Many tests need to be run on these creatures in an effort to replicate their characteristics.
John- "Dude, I think Jane is in the unicorn zone."
Jack- "No way, man! Those girls don't exist! You need to take her in for testing."
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The fine line between being tipsy and drunk.
I plan to drink just enough to get into the Goldilocks Zone and then drink in moderation to stay there all night.
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A point of which one has consumed enough marijuana to enter a zone in which everything runs in slow motion, the user stare blankly at the wall or anything other in his crosshairs, and renders the user speechless.
Dude I smoke about an ounce of weed and went into the spirit zone.
The fancy new name for the War Zone in Burque. Much to the shock and dismay of Marty Chavez, changing an area's name doesn't decrease the crime rate.
Hey, let's go to that new Vietnamese place in the War Zone. I mean, sorry, the international zone.
Also known as CZing. The ultimate zone of chillness you could possibly be in. This is a state of peak relaxation and far from any care in the world. This usually involves greenery and comfortable chairs/couches, and typically has a baller television in front of the person with a XBox 360 connected. Absolutely zero work is accomplished while a person is chill-zoning, but, this is no ones fault, they are only abiding by the common rule of CZing. Homies often chill-zone in small groups and blaze together while they hate on common lame people they know. Interrupting a person while they are in a state of chill-zoning will easily gain you a bad rep with him and the rest of his homies, this is an example of when killin the chillin is a bad idea.
Yo Will, are you chill-zoning down there? Oh straight, I'm on my way.