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To work for 24 hours straight on something.
"Dammit! Database project for tommorow. I'm gonna have to pull a Jack Bauer to finish it!"
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Similar to the drinking game Edward 40 hands, which involves taping 40 oz malt liquor bottles to each hand and consuming them as fast as possible. The major difference is that a fifth of jack daniels is substituted, which for all but the most hardened alcoholics should end in liver failure and death.
Oh fuck! Did you hear how he died? That shitbag was trying to be a hardass by playing Edward Jack Hands.
When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
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when your hair is so high Jesus can touch it
source: toddlers and tiaras
your hair is jacked up to jesus
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The journal a man keeps that documents his previous masturbation experiences. Typical Jack Off Journals contain time and date of session, video title, size of load and level pleasure rating.
Neil: "Yo man did you just read my Jack Off Journal!!!!????
Pete: "Yeah bro, you've been puttin in some serious overtime!"
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To have something about your appearance, style, or persona borrowed or stolen with or without malicious intent by another. This can range from sayings, significant others, or most commonly clothing.
A reference to the best line of the song "My Jeans" by Rebecca Black wannabe Jenna Rose
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A nigga that's as fake and busted as the prizes in a "Craker Jack" box, tryna front as if he got something going on.
That nigga is a straight Cracka-Jack Nigga, when my baby pulled on the medallion to his chain, that mess straight popped!!
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1. Where Alex goes to urinate.
2. The most hilarious joke in the world.
Peter: Alex's going to the union jacks. HA HA HA.
The Jew: God Peter's stupid.
Liam: fap fap fap
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