An individual who prefers the musical stylings and contributions to the Grateful Dead of Keith Godchaux over Brent Mydland
Hetty friend #1: "I was literally just vibin to some mini moog tone on an unstoppable '81 Alabama Getaway when this shoebee asked if I could put on some Europe '72 instead"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"
Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy
"Oh my god she said my name"
"What a fucking Simp that guy is"
when you ship your self with a hot mf that doesn’t know u or doesn’t like u back ☠️😬
Girl: dang I simp my self with Josh Richards
Boy: Maddison beer and me are just a simp ☠️