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trunk-monkey

opposite of "boo" or "beau". asshole, dickhead,fucker. all not nice things to say to people rolled into one word.

man, you're a fuckin' trunk-monkey for leavin' me at the club!

by shalae December 30, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


big monkey

Delilau; or a big ape, chimpanzee; a huge dick.

Delilau is a big monkey; WOW! Look at that big monkey; I like big monkeys inside of me.

by LemonSqueezeSoHard February 14, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


curl a monkey tail

Taking a nice long dump without stopping to pinch off

Dude, after that T-bell I had to curl a monkey tail something fierce!

by A^C July 27, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Poo Poo

An annoying little monkey who smells like shit and diarrheas everywhere. No one likes him :(

Pop : Omg is that Monkey Poo Poo?
Ket : Ew, he's really annoying.

by massive_diarrhea July 15, 2018

19๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004


piss monkey damage

piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure

i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made

by littlejimmie April 8, 2019


Punch the monkey's head in

To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank

Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties

by Retrovertigo April 26, 2010