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Used when you want to attract the attention of a large crowd of people by decieving everyone by thinking you are displaying some cute cats outside ur house but in reality its a picture of ur penis
Person 1: Hey guys, I found some cats outside my house.
Everyone: *Looks*
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My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse
Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.
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You dont know only jhc members and josh himself know.. which he shouldnt
Wow that was some good pony cat fish gum bbq... D-UNIT!
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Something that people who failed typing would type. See retard.
The real phrase is, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog", and it's a typing excercise that uses all 26 letters....go ahead....count them off.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, sir!
-From Stripes
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The phrase birds of feathers flock together is not the full phrase. It means your ‘friends’ fake ones will be friend with you until the cat something bad comes. So choose your friends wisely!
Birds of feathers flock together until the cat comes being defined by prof fucked up my mind.
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The correct sentence is 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'.
'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is wrong, there is no 's'.
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Rectangular colour; #ebebeb 3D cat, width 5 inches length 1 yard, heterochromia call it half-blind depending on if you want to get body slammed or not 2 trilateral triangles located on top of forefront, zig-zag 3d tail on far end, 4 rectangular limbs, not fluffy, texture stale cheese, scent; Kiwi shoe polish sometimes camphoraceous, dos (two if you're ludicrous enough not to know at least SOME spanish.) #1b00a1 spots located at lower area of feline.
subject 1. "Oh my god! It's a rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots!"
subject 2. "the fuck are you on? off your meds again lil bro?😭 blyats gone crazy 🤓🤓"
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.