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the poop staff will never be found.
"WHERE. IS. THE. POOP STAFF!!!"
When you shit on your hand and proceed to slap the shit outta someone
Did you hear? Bob and John got into a fight yesterday. John ended up getting Poop Slapped and he died.
A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.
Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.
I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.
I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.
Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.
What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
When you forget to wipe after shitting and forms a bridge of shit in between your cheeks, almost like a bridge that can pull at hair.
"Aw man I ran out of toilet paper, now a poop bridge is going to form!"
When an obscure dream becomes reality. Much like a Deja Vu, but specifically when a real dream comes to fruition in real life.
Whoa - last night I dreamed that I pooped a tiger...and wouldn’t you know it, today, I actually pooped a tiger.
Or:
Bro, that I dreamt last night I’d get in a car crash, and today I crashed my car. I totally pooped the tiger.
(See tiger-tail)
When you sit on somebody else’s ass and shit inside their anus and it pegs them.
John “Hey, Jimmy do you want do some poop pegging?”
Jimmy “Sure John, I will go bottom.”
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