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When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.
A farm joke thats said in the bow chicka bow wow
whats the sexiest animals on the farm?
brown chicken brown cow
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when thinking about vagina doctors i want fried chicken.
aly: i went to the obgyn
jon: vaguna doctor? yum
aly: why yum?
jon:makes me hungry.
aly:for pussy?
jon: no for fried chicken
aly: so obgyn and fried chicken?
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a soon to be world renown composer/producer with mad skill and a rockin hair do. (1) fabulous with the ladies (2) skilled mixer and dj (3) often reffered to as the hot guy
bartender:"hey, have you heard of that dj fat chicken?", bar patron:"yeah, he's that hot guy with that killer hair due right?", bartender:"yeah, i heard he's a master producer! he's gonna be huge one day!'
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a nuclear bomb powered by chickens
hey want a chicken powered nuclear bomb?
what if i don't
then i'll chicken you
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When a man is receiving oral sex and the woman lifts the man off the ground, using nothing but his genetalia and her mouth
"I got a Chicken Nuggets & French Fries from this girl, and hit my head on a lamp"
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The legendary words most Battleground players never see...
NotYou
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
Rank #1 Kill 6 players Reward ©1003
Rank Points | 800
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