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to protect the world from devistation
to unite all peoples within our nation, Jesse James team rocket blast off at the speed of light
(prepare for trouble, and make it double)
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The art of waxing your bosses personal car while also waxing his knob. Patented by the Slammin one.
Guy1: I wonder how that douche got that huge promotion? He's a freaking idiot.
Guy 2: Oh shit you didnt hear? He gave the boss a double reverse wax job... appearently he's pretty good at it.
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Is a girls vagina that looks like its been cut open wide like a hatchet wound or ax.
Damn that girls pussy is so red and open looks like she got in the way of a hatchet throwing contest.she has a double headed hatchet wound.
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When the thighs are so big, it looks like a woman has a second set of labia.
The three hundred pound woman stripped down and surprised the man with her double vag.
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When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.
His double barrel shotgun nose could hold cantaloupes.
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When 2 dudes, have 2 chicks bent over doggy style facing each other. The dudes are hitting it from the back, while the chicks makeout. While the dudes give a double high-five over both girls.
Read above on Double Stuffed Eiffel Tower
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Taking a shotgun from two blunts at one time.
Damn that double barrel shotgun got be shook out my shooooos. I was high as hell biatch!
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