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Jimmy Eye

Two cocks one mouth blowjob

The girl in the back of class gave Bob and Bill a mean jimmy eye.

by CharlesDuvall June 12, 2021


tookie manookie eyes

The same thing as Argus-eyes, (see definition 2), except the person's eyes that spell "ARGUS", are blue instead of the traditional pink.

Haha, Arthaa, has tookie manookie eyes.

She has tookie manookie eyes? That bitch!

I hate people with tookie manookie eyes.

by MakiMura April 25, 2019


pickly-eye

Type of glare that is given by a spiteful jealous person who has taken numerous cumshots in their eyes.

That girl must hate you because she is giving you the old pickly-eye

by geronimo8 August 16, 2011


perma tiddie eyes

Perma tiddie eyes is when you constantly see tiddies through your eyes, and all you think of is tiddies, such a hard and shity feeling.

Jimmy-Fuck bro I have the perma tiddie eyes again
Brad-Fuck bro I had them last week, only way I got it to go was by grabbing some tiddies from my girlfriend

Jimmy-Ugh I wish I could get tiddies

by Tiddie Man April 11, 2018


saw it with my own Larrie eyes

Phrase that is used when Louis and Harry do something loud

The bluegreen lights are real- can confirm- saw it with my own Larrie eyes

by Lucijana28 September 12, 2021


chinese eyes

cannot see the bigger picture; short sighted

"Man, coach jerkhead sure is pushing us hard today," said Percy. "Yeah, we're going to be too exhausted for the game! He's got chinese eyes," replied Blondie.

by demoncan December 20, 2024


blind eye syndrome

Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.

When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.

If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.

“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”

by Thomas Hobbes II March 5, 2022