When you take a dump on a girl's chest, and titfuck her, using the poop as lubricant
Nolan: What did you guys do last night?
Damian: Dude she totally let dirty tit fuck her! It was awesome!
*Highfive
Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
Girl Quonteesha look like she finna flop out one of them toast tits, I don't want no herpes!
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A girl that would make you cheat on your significant other. The girl tends to have big tits. Referring to Bombshell McGee.
*Jared eyes a jogger with intent*
Jared: "Tits fucking McGee!!!"
A woman who’s so flat chested her nipples are the only thing that stick out
Wow look at Jackie she’s so flat chested she’s got skin tits !
When something suck tremendously enough to the point where you need to tarnish gods gift to man
"Dude this exam is going to Sucks tits"
When someone offers to send you tits pic but you don't know their gender
I'm in Schrodinger tits situation as I do not know your gender I am both repulsed and aroused in equal measure