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tiny penis vibes

tiny penis vibes is a term to both describe the einy teiny weiny size of a persons theoretical penis but its also a way to describe someones vibes an example would be if someone did something incredibly stupid and then you can say to your friend "omg that person has so much tiny penis vibes". You can also use this term to describe someones tiny penis. Another term that is incredibly alike small penis vibes is the well known term small pp energy

friend number 1-"Hey look over there wtf is that guy doing"
friend number 2-"Idk but he for sure has a lot of tiny penis vibes"

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021


Small Penis Syndrome

Personality syndrome identified by low self esteem in association with a disproportionately small penis. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, the provocation of others in argument in an effort to boost the Small Penis Syndrome (SPS) sufferer's low self esteem. SPS is easily identifiable among owners of monster trucks and forum trolls. SPS sufferers often associate themselves with the American Quarter Horse (AQH) in a paradoxical display of horse penis envy. There is no known cure for SPS, however, ignoring those afflicted with the syndrome will make them go away.

Just ignore the troll. He has Small Penis Syndrome and is just attempting to boost his self esteem by provoking others.

by Mushroom Webster March 2, 2010

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Penis Puffer Fish

To put an erect penis in your mouth and puff hard until your cheeks expand like a puffer fish.

She looked like a Penis Puffer Fish with my dick in her mouth.

by AnselMO January 26, 2014

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kentucky fried penis

Kentucky fried penis. The art of one sticking their penis in a deep frier and serving it at a family dinner.

This year for Thanksgiving, I carved my Kentucky fried penis and let my mother have the first bite.

by spraymond March 4, 2016

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penis shit licker

One who licks the penis that has just been inside their own unclean asshole.

Ever since I saw poo on Branka's mouth, knowing she is fond of cock sucking, I had a hunch that she was a penis shit licker.

by Timothy Tool November 9, 2004

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chinese penis torture

the act of slapping a girl's forhead repeatedly with your erect penis.

example:
HER: i want a facial, and then some chinese penis torture
ME: sure! :)

by cv3 July 24, 2006

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Peruvian Penis Pumper

1) A woman from Peru who's occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of Walmart for $5

2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.

3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.

1) That Peruvian Penis Pumper was a freak man.

2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper

3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper

by hastatus3 May 3, 2010

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