A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)
Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!
Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.
Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?
When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.
When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold
I accidentally did the cum dick poop
The most irritating most disgusting thing that a degenerate moderator on reddit can make porn out of.
Frank:I have a job, I make poop porn
Joe:I will erase your whole bloodline you disgusting troglodyte
a post in a Matt Rose video
that is literally it
Did you see the matt rose video where that dude sent "I will literally fucking poop," that one?
a very long poop that comes out of your bum, usually it burns
“omg she just pooped out a long thick banana poop!”