When Betty came home and saw her son on the couch with a girl, she about pooped a twinkie
trail mix with poop in it you fucking retard.
"I have a bag of poop trail mix try some"
"I am currently eating some poop trail mix"
An afternoon in which the bois gather together in a mass shit fest
Are you coming to Poop-Afternoon?
It’s a shame Sam couldn’t make it to Poop-Afternoon.
The act of shoving your index finger into a infants rectum instead of checking their anus for poop.
They really had to poop the baby?
The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.
Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.
The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act
All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns
the real legal name of amber heard the girl who poos on beds
we have johnny depp the godly jack sparrows versus the poop girl