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After an anal intercourse, when a fart is made...well I don't need to expand don't I...
I heard Danny Farts Cotage Cheese all day long
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Derogatory slang for a cheap -- often unreliable and/or unsupported -- immitation product.
"... that's what you get for using a cheese-whiz surge protector."
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The long stringy piece of cheese that streches when you take the first bite out of a hot slice of pizza.
Last night i was so hungry that as soon as the pizza came i opened the box and the took a piece and made a two foot long pizza cheese bridge.
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Chuck e Cheese is an arcade for little kids. That's what they want you to think while they drug your kids and gang bang them behind the register.
Mom: "I just dropped my kids off at Chuck e Cheese".
Moms friend: "Why? My daughter got her ass penetrated there".
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This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant
Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...
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the most pungent female genitalia can possibly become
Abdul: Woah that reaks! When was the last time you washed that!?
Lola: You're supposed to wash it?
Abdul: Uh.. YEAH! That is just fish-cheese-dirtity. I shall depart now. Farewell.
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Where on takes a slice of cheese, jerks off and ejaculates on the cheese, and slaps a girl on the face.
Hey man! I did a ultimate cheese rag to my girlfriend last night
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