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When its third of December and you need to give your girlfriend/ side-hoe a sweater or hoodie, she must give you sloppy toppy, as written in Law 34. of Section 7
Gf: Hey bae its Dec 3, you know what that means?
Bf: You get a sweater and i get head 🤝
When a man is struggling for an erection and gets partially there. Not too hard, not too soft. Not enough to have sex.
Babe, I’m sorry. It’s a 3/4 squishy. I’m so close. Maybe suck on me a little?
3 words:
I love you
8 letters:
I L O V E Y O U
Dude- “ man I have 3 words 8 letters to say to this girl”
Bro- “wut?”
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!
I brought this sexy chic home last night. As we walked in I said Rule #3 and her clothes were off before she was through the door!
Rule #2 Hide the bong! But that’s a different rule!!
the lane on a swim team in which the talented but lazy swimmers go. not quite hard core enough for lane 1 or hard working enough for lane 2, but better than lanes 4-6.
could go to state if they did their full sets, but they're too laid back. lane three is a good time typically full of chill people and one person who swims on the wrong side of the lane or attempts to wound others.
Coach: You know, you could go to state.
Swimmer: Nah, that's okay. I'm too used to lane 3.
a nat is a an amazing person, someone who always tries their best no matter what. someone who is creative, loving and unique. someone with an amazing heart who also has a wonderful sense of humor and is passionate about the things and people they love, no matter how chronically exhausted they may be.
nats are amazing people who always try their hardest to be there for those around them, usually their favourite colour is purple, not to mention they love cats. they're very silly individuals, it's a blessing to be a nat :3!
wow! you remind me of a nat :3, you're the best!
3 Nipple Jason is a man from Southern California who had surgery to add a third nipple. He said it was because nipples are his biggest source of pleasure, so why not add a 3rd?
3 nipple Jason rubbed his 3 nipples until they bled