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a type of cookie that instead of milk, it has female or male ejaculation fluids (preferably female) . they are then baked and eaten like regular cookies
bro, i wanna eat her cum cookie so bad.
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The act of two floor hockey sticks vigorously attacking one another on a school gym floor. On occasion, the weilders of the sticks will shout the name out as a battlecry before/whilst and after the act.
"Today, some turd named *insert name here* decided that we shall perform the act of summa cum laude right in the middle of the gym floor."
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a suicidal gay japanese person who uses there mouth for cum perposes only
wang tung is a kamakaze cum dumpster
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The act of ejaculating in your friends mailbox multiple times while he/she is on vacation, then letting it sit till they return. When they arrive home they will certainly have a surprise waiting for them in their mailbox
Phil: Dude i left jenna and her family a Cheesy Cum Surprise while she was in hawaii.
Chris: Hahahahaha that'll be the best surprise shes gotten since she woke up pregnant in mexico
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A penile discharge that is one large tad-pole like sperm instead of millions of tiny ones.
Yeah, she blew me, but couldn't handle the lump sum cum and spat it out onto the floor. It wriggled for like five minutes before I had to squash it.
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The act of several male subjects pleasuring each other (preferably in a circular pattern) and depositing their loads onto a young male who is forced to remain inside the circle.
"That Toby is such a dick! Let's all meet up after work and give him a ticket to the Carolina Cum Carnival!
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When a man cums on his own dick, then enters a walk-in freezer where someone then sucks off the cum.
I got a Cum-sicle at work today.
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