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The day that black people supposedly awaken to their "Real DNA" and allows them to unlock superpowers caused by the alignment of Jupiter and Saturn.
Black Person 1: Which superpower is you gonna December 21?
Black Person 2: Welfare checks
December 30th is the national day where a female has to send a mirror selfie wearing nothing from the hips and up to the man who informed her. If anything is effecting the visibility and cover's body parts, another picture resolving the problem must be sent. It is only allowed for a man to receive it from one woman, and women may only send to one man.
Man: Hey baby, its December 30th. Did you know this *followed by either showing and or sending information about this day*
Woman: oh alright.
Woman: so what do you think?
Man: you look amazing, thank you for blessing my eyes. *Say thanks and tell her she looks nice. Like, dont be a dick*
Oh look a ginger *kick* why did you do that? Because it’s December 30th
National game with your homies day. You must play video games with your friends, or else you give them the right to do anything you want like violent asshole rape.
Yo mark hop on December 30th or ima do unspeakable things to you
Infamous day on tiktok where porn and gore was posted using tiktok’s slide feature.
Person 1: Remember December 22 incident on tiktok
Person 2: That shit was wild
After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.
Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.