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1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.
2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.
Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric
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a horses fat slobbering genital
person 1: Woah i banged a horse last night and the big fag horse cock was gigantic!
person 2: i love the taste of big fat horse cock!😋
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A man who sells things he doesnt understand but is still fucking good at it. He's a fat bastard. A scot living and working with dutch men. He visited an AWB rally resently and enjoy tossing off into socks
biggest scotish fat bastard eg Thomas
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An expression that can be used for almost anything such as replacing a curse or so on. The word originated from the sheer boredom of what was happening at the time, but no one knows how it came about.
1) Fat juicy jiggly cows!
2) Oh my Fat juicy jiggly cows! The dogs have ran away!
3) Those are some fat juicy jiggly cows!
4) Fat juicy jiggly cows, it's hot outside!
5) You are such a fat juicy jiggly cow!
(you get the idea, I hope.)
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NO! YOUR NOT ❤ YOU'RE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY,SHAPE, AND FORM! ILYSM
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"i think im fat"
"gurl shuddup ur beautiful"
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Many moons ago, Billy and Phil, two best pals from the city of Clarksburg, began scouring the internet for a fresh new music act. Something mature, but not overly sentimental. Something fun, but not too juvenile. What they got was Da Fat Gay Retardeds. DaFGaR consists of two members: Fagdar and Gardaf. They had been a band for many years prior to Billy and Phil's discovery of their immense talent. Apparently, they were just too fat and stupid to know how to properly harness their own raw musical talent. Soon after the discovery, Billy and Phil agreed to act as DaFGaR's promotion agency. After many months of fat, gay retardedness they finally had a song to promote; that song being the absolutely enchanting, "lester-oats". Their first step towards stardom was when they posted "lester-oats" on the now defunct Mp3.com. Unfortunately, DaFGaR insisted that their music be classified as "Children's Music". Billy and Phil, not wanting to upset the gay duo, complied . A day later, Mp3.com emailed DaFGaR back, claiming that their music was, "not suitable for children." This put Fagdar and Gardaf into a heavy state of depression; a state they may still be in today. Billy and Phil lost contact with DaFGaR during their great depression, and "lester-oats", though popular among those lucky individuals who have heard it, never garnered the success it should have. Amen.
my penis itches like courtney love's vagina. (ewww)
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When a large black man jizzes in a milk carton and a girl drinks it
Yo man jamall gave shanequa a Low Fat Chocolate Milk and she spilled it on the floor so he hit her
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