when u hear the word simp think of the person called niko
me: says the word simp
person: thinks about the person called niko
when u hear simp think of the name niko
me: says simp
person: thinks about the person called niko
A dude who puts the hoes before the bros
Kyler: I bought her a bigass house when we barely started dating!
Jeremy the pimp: U a simp.
S is for Seduction, you've been charmed by her corruption, and,
I is for Impressing girls online with your investment,
And the M is for the Money that you've lost since this all started,
But the P is for the Princess, always gave her what she wanted, 'till you had an empty wallet.
SIMP.
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Normally used in the wrong contexts, this term is used to identify a male adult who spends his money and time on e-girls (usually Twitch Thots), and will do anything to have at least a tiny bit of hope of matrimony.
*donation notification pops up*
EG: Thank you, "I_<3_u_eg" for the $300
Simp: *Heavy breathing*
Random Guy: *opens bedroom door*
Simp: Shut the fucking door!
RG: BEGONE, SIMP! *shuts door*
A person who is a simp is the definition of "Down Bad". Simps tend to to overvalue women who see them as no more than wallets.
Literally any mf named Chris: Yo, this girl I've been texting left me on read for 2 weeks so I left her on read for 40 seconds. 😎
Jake: Bro, you're a SIMP.
Someone who does everything for someone they're attracted t
If a man does everything that a girl wants and is always thinking about her, he's a simp