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Simp

1. Jack Schell

1. Jack Schell is a simp.
2. Dont me a Jack Schell

by YBLOL July 10, 2020


Simp

a man that puts hoes before bros, doing everything to attract an specific girl

Guilherme Cavalcante is the biggest Simp in São Paulo, he simps so much for Talita

by El Webcorno June 20, 2020


Simp

A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.

Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.

by Aesthetic bokchoi May 12, 2020


simp

austin osbourne

austin osbourne: "i'm dating a girl from ohio"
blake ortiz: "bro your such a fucking simp"
austin osbourne: "dude stop we love each other"

by Buddybooboo cat January 31, 2020


Simp

Chris

Chris Simps for Aimee

by B1tchyBoi April 27, 2020


Simp

Kelvin Rivera “I started Drinking because of you Karina.”

Kelvin why you Simpin?

by Child Support Checks March 14, 2020


Simp

Pokimaine fans.

Person wan: Hey do you watch Pokimaine?
Person twoer boi: Dude, you're such a simp.

by h7 boi August 10, 2020