fuck a duck and see what hatches

awesome phrase

1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!

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What do you want to eat?

a question that one person in a relationship will never receive a straight answer to because their partner is mentally incapable of understanding it.

The (hungry) person who asks always does so anyways, despite the sometimes years and years of proven, insufficient responses.

Person A, dying of hunger: “What do you want to eat?”

Person B: “Idk”

Person A: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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What are you some sort of cunt?

What you say to someone who doesn't like your work.

Client:"That is fucking shit!"

You:"What are you, some sort of cunt? This is SO fucking typical!"

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I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?

The correct way to taunt on playgrounds. Often missaid as "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". Mostly by australians. Often shortened to "I know you are but what am I?"

Timmy: "you're a poop head"
Aaron: "I know you are what you said you are, so what am I?"
Timmy: *cries*

You buying what I'm selling?

do you understand?

Person A: I mean i like him but i don't. You buying what I'm selling?

Person B: yea

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I make it do what it do

I make it happen like an operations managers! make the world go round, I get it done, am the reason it works

Q: Hey Joe what you up to?
A: Nothing much, you know,I make it do what it do my nig

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what are u doing step bro

what are u doing step bro is something that a step sister says when she gets stuck in a provocative position and her STEP-BRO walks in with his big Ding Dong Shling Shlong and sticks it in his step sister and the iconic line is said WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO

Stepsis: oh no im stuck in the washing machine
Stepbro: Walks in with dick out and sticks it in his step sister
Stepsis: what are u doing step bro, did u at least use a condom?
Stepbro: Its fine were not related by blood so there's no chance of deformity

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