Potted meat

When your having sex and she too fat to make to bathroom

She gave me potted meat one night after tacos

canadian meat wall

A wall of sweaty, fat, Canadians

You: I couldn't get in the bus; I was blocked off by a Canadian Meat Wall

meat pan

As a way to propose the idea of having sex, a man lays his erect perish on a tray or pan and covers it with a lid/cloth/towel. He then takes the covering off and offers it to her, as if serving a meal.

"Have you tried doing the meat pan? It works, like: 'dinner is served, Babe!'"

Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

on my meat

When a person is on your case

Bro that teacher is is on my meat

Corned Meat

Man meat with pieces of poop on (usually corn) after anal sex.
Also a reference to Corned Beef, which is also known as bully beef

"Bro don't you love eating Corned Meat?"
"Hell yeah brother, I love the chocolaty after taste!"

wig meat

Getting a blow job

I totally got some wig meat from your sister last night