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Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.
The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.
Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side
"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"
If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid
Jerry: Was that a speed bump?
Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!
When a co-worker has Netflix playing on 2nd monitor and watching with one eye, while the other eye is keeping a lookout not to get caught leading to ZERO productivity.
Yo did you see Chris’ eye? Its red as hell. He must have pink eye ir something! No bruh….thats the Netflix Eye. Its making the rest of us look bad. Nigga hasn’t worked all week
The act of having a woman on top riding a penis while having googly eyes taped to her nipples.
Last night Carol used her All Seeing Eyes on me!