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A girl that can has gave birth to a child. They are almost always fat.
Now this, is something you will never get.
Dude, go ask your mom. Oh right, you don't have one.
Stands for, Made Of Money
(You) "Mom?"
(Mom) "Yes?"
(You) "Can i get some money?"
(Mom) "Does it look like im made of money?"
(You) "Isnt that what it means?"
(Mom) "Oh shit"
She kisses me boo-boos she braids my hair we love you mothers everywhere
Mom can you help me with my homework?
A person considered as your parent, or parental guardian that is a female.
My mom can’t handle stress at times.
A mom that completely or almost completely relies on the internet to take care of her kid mostly infant